Kellogg’s Vector finds glory in the awkward, painful side of rec sports.
Transcript[shown on screen: a rugby player dives head-first for a fumbled ball.][shown on screen: the player catches the rugby ball. The opposing team and his teammates pile on top of him, forming a rugby ruck].
ANNCR: This is your idea of a perfect sunday?
[shown on screen: the rugby player is at the bottom of a pile-up, surrounded by teammates and rivals. A hairy leg rubs against his cheeks as his face is beaming with joy].
ANNCR: Nestling in the sweet embrace of Gary’s thighs? What for?! For the glory of
sports.
[shown on screen: clusters and flakes of Vector mingle with a cascade of falling milk]
[shown on screen: A bowl of Vector sits next to a box and a jug of milk sitting on a sideline bench]
ANNCR: Be ready with high protein from Vector.
Transcript[shown on screen: a puck shoots past the camera towards the hockey boards][shown on screen: a player chases after the puck. An opposing player tackles him into the boards]
ANNCR: So you paid to be here?
[shown on screen: the player is getting checked into the boards with a huge grin on his face]
ANNCR: Mashed between half an inch of plexiglass and 215 pounds of human? Why?! For the glory of sports.
[shown on screen: clusters and flakes of Vector mingle with a cascade of falling milk]
[shown on screen: A bowl sits next to a box of Vector and a jug of milk on the ice]
ANNCR: Be ready with high protein from Vector.